like a Stone ..
..not the lump-o-dectomy itself but me, as in 'getting blood out of a stone' : I had to give some yesterday at the pre-Op hospital visit and as always it was no easy thing to extract from my very bashful veins. The upside was that it prolonged the near proximity of two very nice nurses, one mid 20's Asian babe one senior nurse MYLF-esque in looks. I thought I had died and gone to desperately sad and needy middle aged man heaven.
My bubble was burst when they laughed (not coquette-ishly but with glee) when I had to confirm my date of birth.. quote ' veins like a woman and old, oh dear'.. Crestfallen doesn’t come in to it.
The notion bubble of a modern, efficient state of the art private (yep.. I am capitalist-scum-private health-care-paid –by-my-global-ad-agency-Man) hospital was also burst when the Senior Nurse couldn’t pronounce the procedure, wasn't sure what side of my face was being sliced and peeled and had to get a 3rd pen off a patient in a side room when the first two wouldn't work for the 'exactly how old and decrepit are you' questionnaire completion.
Word on the street (in the dept here) is that I'm actually having lipo and hair transplant. Shucks, been rumbled. The Cliff Richard of Interactive Marketing.
..not the lump-o-dectomy itself but me, as in 'getting blood out of a stone' : I had to give some yesterday at the pre-Op hospital visit and as always it was no easy thing to extract from my very bashful veins. The upside was that it prolonged the near proximity of two very nice nurses, one mid 20's Asian babe one senior nurse MYLF-esque in looks. I thought I had died and gone to desperately sad and needy middle aged man heaven.
My bubble was burst when they laughed (not coquette-ishly but with glee) when I had to confirm my date of birth.. quote ' veins like a woman and old, oh dear'.. Crestfallen doesn’t come in to it.
The notion bubble of a modern, efficient state of the art private (yep.. I am capitalist-scum-private health-care-paid –by-my-global-ad-agency-Man) hospital was also burst when the Senior Nurse couldn’t pronounce the procedure, wasn't sure what side of my face was being sliced and peeled and had to get a 3rd pen off a patient in a side room when the first two wouldn't work for the 'exactly how old and decrepit are you' questionnaire completion.
Word on the street (in the dept here) is that I'm actually having lipo and hair transplant. Shucks, been rumbled. The Cliff Richard of Interactive Marketing.
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