Anorak not required

Its happened without me realising but I have become a canal boat spotter. Okay, maybe not an official 'spotter' - as I don't keep a list of boat names, dimensions, external decorations or locations - but I have started comparing the attributes of each craft and assigning a notional value to it based on the criteria aboove.

Its a lazy mans sport.. I don't even get off my lardy arse and tramp the towpaths of yorkshire. I just look out my window see another tying up outside the royal armouries. Earing my crisps and swigging my pepsi.
top of the narrow boat pops is 'wet dreams'.. Quality name.