Tache for Cash
I am growing a moustache, it may be a handlebar, a chaplin or maybe a latino - it's day 3 so I don't have a fixed idea yet.
I do know though, that it will not be a red as it once could have been - more a brown with patches of white industrial grade hair sprouting out.
The Tache is explained then. The Cash comes from Sponsors who want me to look verrry silly over the coming 23 days and are willing to pay for the pleasure of watching the progress of my facial hair growth ..All money raised goes to St.Anns Hospice in Manchester.
So, 3 days in and I already feel the need to explain to colleagues that the proto-goatee/tache combo is all for charidy mate.
My Reticular Activation System is already zooming in on moustache-iod chaps whilst I'm out and about. None seem to be wearing theirs with any degree of irony.